Fun with Lines

L.L.Bean [One Show award]

If not completely satisfied, your grandchildren can return it to our grandchildren.

Willow cord-free breast pumps

Now you can pump while doing the dance moves that got you into this in the first place.

Tractor organic beverages vs. Big Soda

Nothing says “Good luck with your insides!” like a can of sodium benzoate.

Wisdom Dog DNA standing up for dog rights

Doing it doggie style is cultural appropriation.

Why do dogs only get paid in food and snacks like humans at tech companies?

Brock Davis Designs [sold at Target, t-shirt collection tagline]

No more so-so torso

Aammodt’s Hot Air Balloons

On the ground, it’s called a “fender-bender.” Up here, it’s “bumpsy-wumpsy.”